Sigh. I try to make a joke, which I think is quite clever, and nobody gets it. Robert Pattinson played the role of Edward Cullen in the movie Twilight. See, a girl named Bella falls madly in love with Edward who is a vampire — to the point where she wants to be turned into a vampire, or basically die, so she can be with him forever. Hence, “Robert Pattinson — he’s to DIE for.”
Make fun of me all you want, but I will say that almost every female I know has at least read the first book in the series…
Here’s a bit of eye candy for you all:
The objectification of vampires is what’s wrong with the world today. Sad, sad, sad…
Eyes are a window to the soul